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More clusterfuck that was today

I swore today (Saturday) that I would never come to another Coachella. Coachella is an event, not just a music fest. The event includes traffic flow, parking, and security – AND THEY ALL FAIL.

Today it took an hour to get to the parking lot I parked in yesterday, using the shortcut on Washington. So I get to the parking lot, AND IT IS FUCKING CLOSED DAMMIT! The lot holds FUCKING thousands of cars, but they said they wouldn’t open it until the Monroe lots were full. So it took an hour & 40 fucking minutes before I was able to park. And I took the shortcut, GOD DAMMIT. And there were thousands like me. Of course, it was worse for people who followed GV’s directions. Cars overheating. People parking in the street & walking around because there was no FUCKING traffic flow. I sat in my car with the heater on to keep from overheating my car.

It is totally avoidable. Why aren’t ALL parking lots open? It was a totally unnecessary waste of time, fuel, and resources to have thousands of cars stranded because they refused to open the FUCKING parking lot on Ave 52. Did I say no FUCKING excuse? Hours later, & it still steams me. I missed John Waters & the photo meet-up, as well.

GV – fire your traffic/parking people, and get with it next year. There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for such terrible clusterfucks this year. This is my 4th Coachella, and this is by far the most discouraging.

I dread my trip tomorrow. I hope it’s better, but I doubt it. IT’S JUST SO FUCKING STUPID.

I never write this much. I usually just post silly pictures, but this was not silly & it will bite GV in butt if the clusterFUCKS are not addressed.


-reposted from the coachella messageboards. Thanks gaypalmsprings!



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The clusterfuck that was today

It only took me 1 hour from my house to the Coachella parking lot. Another 15 minutes to get to the gate. And an hour waiting in line! There were no lines getting in, it was just a mob…a very patient & hot one at that. Then there was a second security line to get in. Coachella was totally unprepared for so many people at one time. As such, I missed the 40+ get-together. From parking lot to the Beer Garden, 1 hour 40 minutes.

-reposted from the coachella messageboads. thanks gaypalmsprings!

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Hello Music Fans!

We’re so¬†disappointed¬†with the organizers of Coachella this year, we had to create this site so we can help others vent their frustrations and hopefully get changes made for next year’s show. We need pictures… we need your stories. Thanks!

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